Chuggy's a balla yo!

Pray tell, Chuggy, what is this Plan B that you speak of? I suppose 'tis better than Plan C, ho ho! If I had my druthers, however, you would not tell fanciful tales out of preparatory school! By the by, I have commissioned the services of a certain grocer beau of mine whose presence is not required at his place of business on Sunday. With his knowledge of such cerebral topics as hip-hopping and recreational pastimes, we will surely dispatch of those trivia impostors posthaste!