Much to Colonel relief, Chuggy think Chuggy give up unrequited love for The One.
Chuggy just think too hard.
Chuggy try go see The One like 8 times with no luck.
Also, Chuggy have new crush on Ken Doll with real job.
Chuggy think maybe more better.
Plus, Chuggy no have drive interstate, get drunk, spend money to see Ken Doll.
Ken Doll come see Chuggy every week at work.
Granted, Ken Doll need work on conversational skills.
Many awkward silence cause Chuggy prattle on endless.
Silence or no, Chuggy enjoy weekly Ken Doll visit.
Chuggy think maybe Chuggy start shower before work, brush hair.
You know, Chuggy start dress to impress.